...The Dirty Uncle Bob Show: Episode 1: Erotic Secrets
The Film (3/5)
Erotic Stories is a classic, late night, premium channel, soft-core skin flick from Moonlight Erotica, Charlie Band's new couples friendly softcore label. The story revolves around five ladies on their way to a hollywood party, in a broken elevator, telling dirty stories to pass the time.
These girls get shameless very quickly and start discussing everything from humping on stuffed animals, to choosing the right cucumber, and the magical world of well aimed shower heads and jacuzzi jets. It's interspersed with some flashbacks and vignettes of things like a young couple humping in public, a pair of foxy gals boning a professor for better grades (featuring porn's Katja Kassin!), a lass in a trench coat and lingerie banging on a Jersey Shore looking fellow in a scene I like to call "Sideboob and Dude Butt", and two hot chicks with fake British accents, scissoring in a bar after-hours and wrapping things up with a vigorous fingerbanging that pushes the limits of softcore.
There's nothing particularly special about the A/V on the dvd. It looks and sounds good. I wonder if 3D porn with 5.1 sound is ever going to be around.¬
I do have to mention that the music is amazing! The sleaziest soft-core jazz ever pulled out of a canned music library, and that's a good thing. ¬
The disc has a selection of older softcore trailers and a pretty entertaining, 5 minute long BTS documentary about the film and what Moonlight Erotica is all about. The menus are pretty simple and boring, but it's easy to look past. ¬
Erotic Secrets is a good time. It's just the right mix of tacky, sleazy, and sexy. A good watch for one of those nights in with a special lady-friend, and be honest, it's tough to find a lady that'll stick around after seeing your real porn collection.
-Dirty Uncle Bob