After nearly getting expelled for a Psycho-inspired prank, four college girls head off to Florida for some fun in the sun. Along the way, they meet some cute hunks and eat at a dive bar. But their good times come to an abrupt halt when a flat tire in the middle of nowhere spoils their…
Blu-ray Review – Midnight – Severin Films
Somewhere just outside of Pittsburgh, a mother and her four children are hunting a little girl for their satanic ritual. This family really loves Satan! God bless ‘em! Fast forward to “Yesterday” (sometime in 1982, that is) where we meet Nancy (Melanie Verlin), a teenage girl with an unfortunate haircut. When her creepy cop stepdad…
Blu-ray Review – The Fourth Victim – Severin Films
Arthur Anderson (Michael Craig) is your typical guy who’s been widowed three times. Each of his deceased wives had a life insurance policy bigger than the one before her and now the law and his insurance company are getting just a little suspicious of him. Wacky police inspector Dunphy (José Luis López Vázquez) is particularly…
Blu-ray Review – Blades – Vinegar Syndrome
Professional golfer Roy Kent is all washed up and is about ready to finally hit rock bottom. He’s so drunk all the time that he can barely play the sport which made him famous, and his last chance is to become the resident pro at the Tall Grass Country Club. What Roy doesn’t know is…
Blu-ray Review – She Freak – Vinegar Syndrome, AGFA, Something Weird
Jade Cochran (Claire Brennen), a waitress in a skeevy gas station slash diner, has her eyes on the prize. And that prize is literally anything other than working for her sleazy boss named Greasy (Claude Earl Jones). Hold up, his name is Greasy? Is that a family name? I’m going to have to trust IMDB…
Blu-ray Review – Treasure of the Ninja – AGFA
Dr. Stewart and her colleagues are seeking a long sought-after treasure but some villains employing ninjas -both the living kind and the undead kind- stand in their way. It’s up to government agent and martial arts expert Magneta Faze (William Lee) and his teenage genius sidekick Monique to save the day. That’s two sentences of…
Book Review – Devil’s Advocates: Daughters of Darkness
Young and attractive newlyweds, Stefan and Valerie, are approached while on their honeymoon by the mesmerizing Countess Elizabeth Báthory and her lovely companion, Ilona. Spoiler alert: the Countess and Ilona are vampires! There are many cheap, unremarkable, and just plain bad vampire films from the 1970s (and I myself love almost all of them). But…
Blu-ray Review – House of Wax – Scream Factory
A bunch of twentysomething teen funsters are waylaid on their way to the big sporting teams event when they have vehicular malfunction. They discover a rather strange small town and its only attraction, a wax museum. Pretty soon, they’re almost all dead! Would you like to know more about these characters? Very well. Carly (Elisha…
Blu-ray Review – The Dead Zone – Scream Factory
Christopher Walken plays Johnny Smith, a high school English teacher who gains psychic abilities after a horrific (or hilarious) car accident puts him in a coma. All Johnny has to do is touch a person and he can see that something horrible is going to happen to them, like hosting a Tupperware party. After this…
Blu-ray Review – The Stylist – Arrow Video
Claire (Najarra Townsend) isn’t your average stylist. She’s exceptionally good at her job and once in a while, she drugs her clientele and scalps them so that she can become them. No biggie. When Olivia (Brea Grant), one of her regular clients, enlists her help to give her the perfect wedding look, Claire believes that…